Tennis Mishap Enthusiast Pillows

'New balls please.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

I love PE.

Cat and mouse.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

The hall of bad ideas.

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Suzanne Lenglen

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Tennis corruption

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

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