Tennis Mishap Enthusiast Pillows

'New balls please.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

The hall of bad ideas.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis corruption

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'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."