Tennis Jokester Prints

Stout gentleman declares himself a 'wretched feeder'.

'Now you know why they call it a spectator sport.'

Racketeer

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Pommel Horse Poops.

Gang of Musicians

Tennis Player.

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'Vodka!'

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"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

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Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

Roger's computer crashes.

'You're right - I never liked that racket either!'