Tennis Humorist Prints

'Now you know why they call it a spectator sport.'

Tennis Player.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Gary turns 40.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

COWS: Cow Pong

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'