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Spider Tennis

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Tennis ball girl.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

The Royal Wii

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Once more, with fury."