Courtroom Wiz T-Shirts

Dress to impress and express your love for law with our courtroom wizard t-shirts. Combining wit and style, these tees are ideal for lawyers and legal eagles who enjoy showing off their clever side.

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Clients billing lawyers

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Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

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I love Lawyers

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'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.' mockup

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor." mockup

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

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John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law mockup

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

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"I object!" "Overruled!"

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Yawning barristers in court

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?" mockup

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'." mockup

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

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"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits." mockup

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

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"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children." mockup

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

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'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...' mockup

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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'Don't blame the lawyer!'

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"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm." mockup

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

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'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?' mockup

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

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"Impartiality becomes you."

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I Litigate Therefore I Am.

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'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.' mockup

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

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'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.' mockup

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

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'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...' mockup

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime." mockup

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

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"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?" mockup

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

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Counsel's Opinion.

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Criminal Stupidness

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'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.' mockup

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

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'The Supreme Court found the new law constitutional, but struck it down anyway because it's politically incorrect.'

'The Supreme Court found the new law constitutional, but struck it down anyway because it's politically incorrect.' mockup

'The Supreme Court found the new law constitutional, but struck it down anyway because it's politically incorrect.'

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AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!' mockup

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'

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"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!" mockup

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

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'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

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Judge

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Courtroom Wiz T-Shirts Collection

Courtroom Wiz Mugs

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Courtroom Wiz Pillows

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Courtroom Wiz Prints

Browse our artistic prints celebrating legal brilliance. Perfect for law offices, study areas, or as a creative gift for courtroom wizards.