Tender Moments Pillows

Sickbed

Hush puppy.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Sitting in a tree

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

The best relationships are silent.

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

A couple holding hands

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Happy Pregnancy

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Couple in Blue

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

Working from home

A man has died while having a shower and has turned up in Heaven naked and not amused.

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."

Family welcoming in an adopted child.

"Who is Santa Claus?"

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."

Woman Dancing.

Mother Love

'Isn't that kind - playing mine and Henry's tune on hold!'