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"Well, I admire your resilience."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Fishing.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'Reinventing myself.'

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

Second, third and fourth effort!

'You are entering second grade, Roger, not first grade the sequel.'

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Long interview wait

Watch this space.

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'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling security.'

'The landlord's here, and he looks hungry!'

Different view on tolerance

Teetotaler introducing his son to the schoolmaster

Drunk man thrown out of bar

'Basically, what you're saying is I get a box of chocolate chip cookies and the sixth grade class gets a field trip to Tuscany?'

Teetotaller outside public house

The Bottle - Father Imprisoned and Mad, Daughter and Son Involved in Vice

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."