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"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Horseshoes...Samson-style

'Does it come on Disc?'

Jesus wept

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

Noah's Nark.

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."