Tempura Titans Pillows

"He likes it."

The No No No's

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"Why have you brought me here?"

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Text in a bottle

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"You can't judge my parenting skills by what you see in the lobby."

'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'

"Don't look left or right!"

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"

Exercising man struggling with his conscience

"Sending a text wishing me happy anniversary is not very romantic! . . . Especially on my birthday!"

"Judging tech giants is a bit beyond my pay grade."

Temptation.

Safety barrier in front of refrigerator.

'I don't think you've officially entered the computer age until you actually click send.'

"The fine print? Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."