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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'New Barbeque.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"You talkin' to me?"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."