Temple Admirer Pillows

Tourist has picture taken in front of temple just before it falls down.

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

Shrinks in heaven

Quills - Sizes 1-9

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Angel Music

Wash your hands

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Zagat Rated.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui