Temple Admirer Pillows

Tourist has picture taken in front of temple just before it falls down.

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Reaper's Arms

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Shrinks in heaven

Quills - Sizes 1-9

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Wash your hands

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Redecorating Easter Island.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Angel Music

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"You dressed!"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Teddy Roosevelt