Temperature Tweaker Prints

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Amateur singers

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

"It's a dating site that matches you solely on the thermostat setting."

'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'

"March 177th? Already?!"

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car