Temperature Tinkerers Pillows

"Alright to tweak the central heating down a notch dear?"

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Where all the trouble really started: The Tree of Room Temperature.

"I forgot to turn the thermostat up."

Hot & Cold

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Filling the Missile Gap

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Fur Baby

Sistine Selfie

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I am the world's first smart tree."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Never marry an engineer."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"