Temperature Extremes Gifts

Minnesota Weather.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Arctic Hothouse

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

Award Winning Photographer

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

igloo smoking zone...

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Flood Rescues

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

"We met during the tsunami!"

"Our wind corridor is second to none."