Temperature Extremes Gifts

Minnesota Weather.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Arctic Hothouse

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Award Winning Photographer

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

igloo smoking zone...

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Tony Molesky from the T.V show 'Ice Road Truckers'

Flood Rescues

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

'I don't believe in myself anymore.'

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

"We met during the tsunami!"

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'