Temperature Controller Pillows

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"Is the air conditioner too cold for you, dear?"

The interested bystanders.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Minnesota Weather.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'OK, we've had a request to turn up the air-conditioning. Any objections to that?'

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

Indoor sauna.

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

"So. . . what's cookin'?"

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

"Hey, it's not the heat, it's the humidity."

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."