Temperature Control Pillows

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

Where all the trouble really started: The Tree of Room Temperature.

Indoor sauna.

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"Is the air conditioner too cold for you, dear?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

'OK, we've had a request to turn up the air-conditioning. Any objections to that?'

Slam!

Showering in winter.

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

Stop turning down the thermostat.

"I forgot to turn the thermostat up."

Elevator volume control.