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The Bottle - Father Imprisoned and Mad, Daughter and Son Involved in Vice

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Freedom of the press

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Human Rights

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Cartoonist Pencil

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

The Drunkard's Children - Son and Daughter on Trial in Old Bailey

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"...Under pressure?..gain instant relief with Doctor Bengts information overload adjuster...."

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

Soldier with large pencil instead of gun.

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

"If she was abused, why didn’t she report it?"

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"How's the diet going?"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'