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Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Sloth traffic jam.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

'Make it a quadruple.'

'You've 'lost your brother' you say,... what does he look like?'

"I'm writing the book everyone has in them and my identical twin is doing the sequel!"

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

Couple in Blue

"It's a binary star - that means we'll find twins."

"I knew you'd like this place."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

'At the doubles bar.'

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Ordinarily no two legal problems are alike. However, in your case...'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'