Television Trooper Pillows

Deja Viewer

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Astronomical observations.

Super Bowl Monday

"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Clown car full of policemen

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

Flight Departures