Television Trivia Titan Mugs

I hear Rupert Murdoch is bidding to buy the rights to the Ask Sadie Radio Program. Who cares? Well what if he changed the show? What if he forces you to become an angry, oversimplified, knee-jerk reactionary commentator? Birds of a feather. Squawk.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Nicholas Parsons RIP

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

It's academic

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Vannamania

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

TV Zoo Trivia

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

'On tonight's news: Katie Couric interviews Katie Couric.'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

'Things even God could not know - for $400, Alex.'

Larry Grayson.

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

"And your chosen subject?"

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

Welsh countdown

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

Cue-card holder auditions.

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'

"Any idea what's on the TV?"