Television Show Season Premiere Pillows

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'There's nothing on.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Time Machine Collision

TV jester.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"The end of my favorite series is near."