Television Reporter Pillows

"Any network reporters left?"

"What does he mean it's been another year for the history books? Doesn't he think history books have enough of them?"

"They're not wasting time with verbs anymore."

'I write the crawl...'

'700,000 killed and millions injured... and now, here's Lenny with the lighter side of the news.'

Journalist.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Gay Times...

Press Freedom

Difference of Opinion

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A little bird told me...

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'He was a great writer'

Reporter #6: television.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

2020 Swiss barmy knife

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Turkey, present day...

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'