Television Escapist Prints

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"Not again!"

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Log into nature"

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

American Idle

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

Hiding From Social Media

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

Liking the Exit.

Virtual Reality Check

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name