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ITV Digital bubble being burst by the Football Association.

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Our Spokesman

Secret of the Great Television Executives

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'...In other news, fighting erupted today in a place I certainly never heard of.'

'Tonight's first story starts with a great, big word that I can't read.'

Approving change of channel for political message.

'...In other news, fighting erupted today in a place I certainly never heard of.'

ITV Digital begging fund.

Peta Mansbridge.

Temporarily Lost Rainbow . . . We now continue with air pollution.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Showbiz Awards

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Bowled over again!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Horror movies

Television Readers.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"