Televangelist Enthusiast Mugs

"She's addicted to televangelists."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."