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"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Nun Fight.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

...and now for the news in briefs...

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

They're missing a few commandments.

Watching telly

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

"We opened our newscast with the question, 'Did a U.F.O. land on Staten Island?' We can now report that did not happen."