Telethon Enthusiast Mugs

Telethon. There should be a telethon to wipe out curiosity.

'Their pledge drives are getting more desperate.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Walking To School Simulator

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Quilting Bee.

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

Bull Treadmill

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

My turn! I spy, with my little eye

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"