Telethon Enthusiast Mugs

'Their pledge drives are getting more desperate.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Walking To School Simulator

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Quilting Bee.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

Bull Treadmill

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

End of crisis

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.