Telescope Terrorist Mugs

Cola Observatory

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'My God we being invaded!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun

Solar Range.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

New Images from Hubble

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Watch this space.'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

"The last time I did that he thought he'd discovered a new planet."

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

'First snowdrop.'