Telescope Fan Prints

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"His social distance is 13 light years."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Moon Lander

The Lemmings of Montauk

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Optician and the PI.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

Nelly Copter

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

A dog sits at her typwriter

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

'Wow, look at the beautiful garden! Out of respect for the gardener, I say we only tunnel around it...'

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'

'As a member of the worldwide web, I would like to officially welcome you to Earth.'

"On my last birthday, I received a microscope with a resolution so powerful I was able to watch single-celled organisms divide to create new life. Even with the aid of that microscope, you still could not see the f**k I don't give for your book."

Finding the Holy Grail of Stero Systems.

"Mom, can you come get me?"