Exploration Fan Prints

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

Finding the Holy Grail of Stero Systems.

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"The overthinker"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Swamp gas

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Astronaut Selfie.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Control and Out of Control Group

"Travel changed me."

Serious business

Self-realization.

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

"Don't be lazy, Susan...Bring the abductee over here!"