Exploration Fan Mugs

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

Finding the Holy Grail of Stero Systems.

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"The overthinker"

Cow Blue Arrows

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Swamp gas

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Astronaut Selfie.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Control and Out of Control Group

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Serious business

"Travel changed me."

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

Self-realization.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.