Telephone Wire Observer Pillows

'Hey, bro, take a load off.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Rapunzcow

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Spider watching his web cam.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"I'm liking it already!"

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"Natural selection in action."

CIA Cafeteria. There's no code to break, Ernie --- It's alphabet soup.

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Cat Yoga.

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

"Pew researchers!"

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

Presidential Medal of Freedom