"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
Telephone Tinkerer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves tinkering with telephones and communication gadgets? Our collection features playful and inventive designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, tailored for the creative tinkerer in your world. Whether they’re obsessed with vintage phones, modern tech, or just enjoy playful tech humor, these gifts are sure to spark a smile and inspire their curiosity.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
Robot Parts $5
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
The Computer Bore
"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."
'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.
Rocking horse
Drool Marks
The Hobby Store
"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
"I thought you were making a coffee table?"
Early cyborg.
'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"
"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."
Gadget geek.
The Not-So Smart Meter
Modern kite for wind energy.
A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
Bicycle sat nav.
Congratulations on your retirement!
'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'
'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'
'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'
Telephone Tinkerer Gifts Collection
Telephone Tinkerer Mugs
Explore our full collection of telephone tinkerer mugs and find the perfect humorous design to brighten their mornings.
Telephone Tinkerer Pillows
Discover playful and witty telephone tinkerer pillows to add personality and comfort to any lounge or bedroom.
Telephone Tinkerer Prints
Browse our collection of telephone tinkerer prints and bring a touch of humor and creativity to their walls.
Telephone Tinkerer T-Shirts
Check out our range of telephone tinkerer t-shirts for a fun and stylish way to showcase their tech enthusiasm.