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"Dang, I hate that! Someone called me by mistake!"

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

Pastorius wonders why.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"That's hardly necessary!"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I spy with my little eye…"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I'm an enigma!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."