Phone Call Lover T-Shirts

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

"No, you're not disturbing me, Herb. I'm up with the chickens this morning."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'No, this isn't Joe's Bar, but you're getting warm.'

'You don't me- I'm not on Twitter or Facebook but I would like to be your friend,'

Lovely to catch up!

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

I'm keeping my phone on...we'll need a wake up call after this guy speaks!

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

Collar I.D.

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Dog Chatlines...

"How do we improve our image with customers?"