Telecommunications Engineer Pillows

New wireless telephone poles.

The long-awaited technologic convergence of the communications industry.

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

"I got so fed up with dropped calls and no service, I bought my own cell tower and take it where ever I go."

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

Bell invents the telephone.

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Can you hear me now?'

The Laying of the CalaisDover Submarine Telegraph

'So much for AT&T...'

Alexander Graham Bell making the first phone call from New York to Chicago gets a wrong number.

"We must live in a prehistoric neighborhood. They still haven't gone wireless."

"We're working our way up to 1G."

Telephone in a computer screen.

'Wireless technology.'

'They're hiding phone masts everywhere.'

"Looks like Bert's gone wireless!"

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

"But the good news is I'm stuck on a cell tower, so I have a great signal for a change."

'Hello? Hello?? I can't hear you... HELLO? Please fix your telephone and call again later!'

'Honey, I'm losing you. The cat just went under the couch.'

'Oh look, TV over the phone lines. I wonder if it works with a modem?'

Building sees 'Fiber optics' in crystal ball

'We're a little weak in Borneo.'

"Yeah. Ever see those cell phone towers that look like trees?" "Dude. That beak..."

"Let's take a quick power walk."