Telecommunication Mystic Prints

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"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Seances of the future

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

Plugged In

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

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"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

'What do you mean it's wrong? In Ethics we learnt that the truth is always objective!'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'.. and what about dogs born on February 29th?'

"High tech genies?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'