Telecom Professional Pillows

'You see what hard work and a goal can lead to? They started with carrier pigeons.'

'Talk to me as we walk. I have a great roaming plan.'

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

'I lost my job today but I didn't have a single dropped call.'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Have your people call my people."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"Fact amnesty"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

S.S.dot.com

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

HUAWEI 5G

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

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'What does the internet have against my people?'

The Eternal Question

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'