Teenage Tech Tactician Mugs

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Baby Buggy Workstation.

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Wi-Fi password?

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

"Is anybody listening to me?"

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

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"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

Man plays chess against TV.

Cyber War

"Depends on how you define intuitive."