Techie Teenager Mugs

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Child hooking into a television

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Social Networking.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."