Tech-savvy Teen Mugs

'...how are you ever going to text.'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'For the last time- will you please remove the parental lock!'

"Dad, can I borrow your password tonight?"

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"I hate to be a bother, young man, but do you speak emoji?"

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."

"We said 'no' but then he started a crowd-funding campaign and bought it himself."

"Where's the send button?"

"I took away her phone for a week. She's going through selfie withdrawal."

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

"When I make eye contact for the first time, I want it to be with the right person."

'Mom, I forgot my homework. It's in my room. Can you scan it, and sent it to my smartphone? I'll download it to my tablet computer, then print it up in class.'

'Have a nice date and remember, your mother and I don't want to see any fingerprints on your touch screen.'

"Can we please go back to playing on our phones?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Welcome: 'Signal's going.'

"I like to leave the kids to their own devices."

'See you later, Steve - I have to catch up on my tweets.'

'What were those things those boys were selling?'

No, Grandpa, computer literacy has nothing to do with being able to read barcodes.

"I don't care if your friend wants to hear a bedtime story. Please stop texting her."

"I just read on the internet that I shouldn't believe everything I read on the internet."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Hey! That's not striping machines.com!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'Stop texting each other! You're both standing right here!!!'