"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."
Teenage Privacy Advocate T-Shirts
Express their stance on privacy and independence with our clever, stylish T-shirts. Perfect for teenagers proud of championing personal boundaries and making a statement with humor and flair.
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
Next gen pregnancy tests.
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Yes, I'm alone."
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Police Statetion
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
The Best Defense
"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."
CCTV in church.
Privacy
'He's at a very impressionable age.'
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Welcome to your new English Class.
Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.
J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.
Teenage Privacy Advocate T-Shirts Collection
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Teenage Privacy Advocate Prints
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