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'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

PROBLEM AREAS

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Welcome to your new English Class.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'Reinventing myself.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

School boy nicknames: then and now.

The Minor Issue

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"