Teen Talk Master Prints

'A little bird is tellin' me that you has bin dissin' your parents, init?'

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

The Art of Bantering!

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."

'Officer Root will never believe the car was stolen. He knows we have four teenagers'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"Of course your parents embarrass you. That's what parents are for."

'Have a nice day... And I don't say that to just anybody.'

Word up!

"OK, let's try the old 'tell Mommy her sweatpants make her look skinny distractor' on three."

Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but caught the theme park ride.

'You still have the fish shop then.'

"We were hoping for something other than 'Whatever' as answers to our survey questions."

'My mum's just given me a positive talk about sex...'