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"You're late. It's past your curfew."

"He's gone goth"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

I rule by fear.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

Funny Farm

Cot Escape.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.