Teen Romance Observer Prints

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

"See anything you fancy?"

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

Train Your Dog with Victoria Stilwell

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

Place for text.

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

'Humph Punks!'

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

'You better believe that a critique of this lousy date is going up on Facebook.'

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

I'm an optimist. I see the pants as half-up.

Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the WORST. Why not ask Randy? Because Randy's advice is as good as it gets. There's nothing to improve on, so it's a bad investment. But if someone gives me glaringly bad advice, I can easily spot the errors, correct them, and compile it all into a best-selling advice book. Dating tip #1: Dating is not an investment. Beautiful. Keep 'em coming.

"The sun is setting earlier today."