Teen Romance Observer Mugs

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

"See anything you fancy?"

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

Place for text.

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

'Where do I go to forget about men?'

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

'Humph Punks!'

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

'You better believe that a critique of this lousy date is going up on Facebook.'

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

"The sun is setting earlier today."

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

"Dude, she has a boyfriend...and I have class. I'd never steal a guy's girl."