Teen Getting Driver's License Gifts

'Officer Root will never believe the car was stolen. He knows we have four teenagers'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Learner Driver

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me look at that map...'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

Way to go

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'