Teen Gets Driving License Gifts

"I know you worry about me speeding when I borrow your car, Daddy. So, this evening I kept the handbrake on all the way home!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

I love my motor.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me look at that map...'

Way to go

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"