Teen Competitive Spirit Gifts

"When I was a teenager, friendly competition usually involved bike races."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

The Brothers Grime

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Salesman

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

"I love fast break business success."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Snail Racing

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."